amusement
I notice I generally only post in this LJ for the amusement of others. But, since I promised it would be saved, it seemed that some public space on the internet seemed as good a place as any. If it makes no sense to you, well, oh well. Otherwise, be amused, but not too amused, because it will be at my expense. The following is, aparently, a quotable quote.

anyway, the following is caroline's sister on catching flowers at a wedding:

likealuckycharm: well
likealuckycharm: if she catches it
likealuckycharm: some guy will touch her leg
likealuckycharm: and you'll just sit there
likealuckycharm: and then she'll dance with him
likealuckycharm: and leave you
likealuckycharm: do you know how many couples break up at weddings?
likealuckycharm: well
likealuckycharm: its ur fault
likealuckycharm: you couldnt catch the garter
likealuckycharm: you were tooooo cool
likealuckycharm: so she went off with the italian underwear model who is man enough to go catch it
likealuckycharm: we'll make him chicken parm
likealuckycharm: and he'll have his own chicken dance
likealuckycharm: itll be way cooler
likealuckycharm: and hell probably actually beat us at monopoly
likealuckycharm: :-P
likealuckycharm: caroline wouldnt leave you for an underwear model
likealuckycharm: batman ye
likealuckycharm: s
likealuckycharm: adam pascal yes
likealuckycharm: but underwear models
likealuckycharm: nahhhh
likealuckycharm: they're too sleazy for her
likealuckycharm: and far too unbroadwayish

Joy, I wonder how many underwear models caroline has in her family? All I really know to be scared of is carmine who is aparently all set to come after me if I do something bad....